Analyzing Alanis

Amazing. Never thoughts of it this way!

A lot from Lydia

THE DAILY POST
Aug 16, 2014
DAILY PROMPT
10,000 Spoons
…When all you need is a knife might not be ironic, but it is unfortunate. Add your own verse, stanza, or story of badly-timed annoyance to Alanis Morissette’s classic:
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I believe today’s prompt wants me to lament my misfortunes. While it might be cathartic for me to write such a post, no one would read it. As such, there will be no poem from me today.

Today, I’m going to analyze Alanis.
Why does she have 10,000 spoons anyway?

“An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day”
Alanis, he lived a long life, and the shock of winning probably killed him.

“It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay”
Drink red, you won’t see the flies.

“It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late”
Oh, this is unfortunate.

“Isn’t it ironic
Don’t you…

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